2023 MLP Dallas Recap: 10 Questions 10 Minutes with Chris Cali from Sorry not Sorry Podcast

 

10 Burning Questions from MLP Dallas with Chris Cali

The pickleball pundit joins the show to recap all the drama from the latest Major League Pickleball event.

In this fun and fast-paced episode, pickleball podcast comic Chris Cali recaps the wild action at MLP Dallas. He runs through 10 hot topics in 10 adrenaline-filled minutes.

1. Does Federico Staksrud kiss his mom with that mouth? (0:35)

   Chris thinks Federico gets a pass for his language, even though cursing at a 16-year-old girl is questionable. The heat of competition brings out intense emotions. Luckily most people laughed it off, besides AJ Koller who took real offense.

2. Who wanted to be there less - Ben Johns or the Atlanta Bouncers Ownership Group? (1:56)

   Ben Johns seemed checked out mentally against Orlando. But Atlanta's ownership was a no-show, not even Trey Young appeared. So Atlanta's absence was more complete.

3. How much does Ben Johns regret picking the Chicago Slice team members? (2:44)

   Chris figures Ben majorly regrets his roster choices. So many better options were left on the table, while his actual picks massively under performed. He needs to consider trades for the next event.

4. Biggest Winners/Losers at MLP Dallas? (3:54)

   The Frisco Pandas were the obvious winners, shockingly reaching the finals after an 0-8 MLP record. Despite losing, it's a total victory for their confidence.

5. How much credit does Riley Newman deserve? (4:42)

   Riley deserves a lot of credit as the Pandas' top player, but his teammates get the other 50%. Riley's challenging personality was balanced perfectly by Jackie and Alshon only dropping 1 match.

6. Did Anna Leigh Waters' stock plummet? (5:53)

   Anna Leigh's early draft position is now questionable after the Black Diamonds' horrible showing. This raises doubts about Anna Leigh's reliance on her paddles' technology, too.

7. Is Sam Querrey done playing MLP? (7:25)

   Sam has become an MLP meme at this point. But he has improved, so hopefully he gets one more chance. Watching him lose is fun since he arrogantly thought he'd dominate.

8. Overall thoughts on CJ Klinger? (8:26)

   CJ is extremely likable and wholesome, a rising star. As a Challenger player, he'd be a premier draft pick. His singles skills in particular outclass someone like Eric Lange.

9. Favorite shot/moment/rally, etc? (9:37)

   Tyler Loong's epic jumping overhead shot blew Chris' mind. Tyler did it twice, as if he's trying to make it his signature move - the toe king!

10. How would you celebrate an MLP Championship? (10:40)

    Chris would indulge in candy, his guilty pleasure. Swedish Fish and Sour Patch Kids top his list of sugary favorites!

The episode wraps with excitement for the Orlando-DC rivalry being set up perfectly for the next event. Their 1-1 record demands an intense rubber match!

YouTube Time Code List

1. 0:35 Does Federico Staksrud kiss his mom with that mouth?
2. 1:56 Who wanted to be there less Ben Johns or the Atlanta Bouncers Ownership Group?
3. 2:44 How much does Ben Johns regret picking the Chicago Slice team members?
4. 3:54 Biggest Winners/Losers at MLP Dallas?
5. 4:42 How much credit does Riley deserve?
6. 5:53 Did Anna Leigh Waters' stock plummet?
7. 7:25 I Sam Querrey done playing MLP?
8. 8:26 Overall thoughts on CJ Klinger?
9. 9:37 Favorite shot/moment/rally, etc?
10. 10:40 How would you celebrate an MLP Championship?