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Tennis Sucks Podcast: Bad Calls Edition Mesa Meltdowns, Paddle Drama, and the Rise of the Baddies
Introduction: Welcome to Tennis Sucks, the pickleball podcast where hosts Travis Rettenmaier and Graham D’Amico roast the chaos of the sport they (secretly) love. In this episode, the duo rebrands as Bad Calls and dives into the wild world of mixed-sport tournaments, delaminated paddle scandals, and the dumpster fire that was the Mesa Open. Grab a drink, avoid the headshots, and let’s dissect why pickleball rules need more therapy than Travis after a volleyball game.
Podcast Topics List
0:00–1:06 – Intro: From "Tennis Sucks" to "Bad Calls"
Summary: Travis and Graham kick off the rebranded Bad Calls podcast, joking about their terrible line calls and the existential crisis of naming a show after hating tennis.
Summary: Travis recounts his humiliating debut at a St. Pete mixed volleyball-pickleball tournament, including getting spiked on by an Olympian and Julio’s “false confidence.”
6:00–9:50 – Mesa Open Disaster: Singles, Doubles, and Delaminated Drama
Summary: Travis’s brutal week at Mesa: losing singles to Alshon, doubles dysfunction with Donald, and mixed doubles chaos against players using suspiciously “hot” paddles.
9:50–13:12 – PaddleGate: The Rule That Screwed Everyone
Summary: Deep dive into the flawed paddle challenge rule. Travis explains how opponents exploited loopholes, and why the system incentivizes cheating.
13:12–15:04 – Ben Johns’ Meltdown and the Bronze Medal Meme
Summary: Breakdown of Ben Johns and Anna Leigh Waters’ shocking loss to Dekel Bar/Anna Bright, followed by Ben’s “lazy pickleball” bronze match tantrum.
15:04–20:49 – The Federico Staksrud vs. Hunter Johnson Ref Showdown
Summary: Analysis of the controversial singles match where technical fouls, medical timeouts, and ref appeals turned pickleball into a courtroom drama.
23:03–28:10 – MLP Chaos: Trades, Drops, and the Great Fifth-Player Heist
Summary: Hot takes on MLP’s roster shakeups: Why St. Louis dropped Kate Fahey, the Hustlers’ fire sale, and the new rule letting teams poach benchwarmers mid-season.
34:04–39:12 – Good Call/Bad Call: Pegging Fines, Paddle Swaps, and Best-of-Five Rants
Summary: Rapid-fire debates on UPA’s anti-headhunting fines, Staksrud’s Adidas betrayal, and whether 3-hour matches belong in pickleball.
43:00–44:33 – Coral Gables Preview and Necker Island Flexes
Summary: Travis hypes his next tournament, Donald’s VIP trip to Richard Branson’s island, and Graham’s refusal to drive four hours to watch him play.
In-Depth Summary
This episode of Bad Calls is a masterclass in pickleball chaos. Travis and Graham dissect the Mesa Open’s perfect storm of disasters: Travis’s equipment fails, delaminated paddles running amok, and Ben Johns’ meme-worthy bronze match meltdown. The hosts rage against the paddle challenge rule’s loopholes, which let players wield “rockets” with zero consequences.
MLP’s offseason drama takes center stage, from Kate Fahey’s shock drop to the league’s controversial new “fifth-player heist” rule. The duo also debates spicy topics like pegging fines (good intent, bad execution) and Staksrud’s paddle loyalty (spoiler: there is none).
But it’s not all rage—Travis’s volleyball humiliation and Graham’s confession that he’s “average at everything” keep the laughs rolling. By the end, you’ll know why pickleball needs Hawkeye, why Hayden Patriquin vanished, and why you should never let Ben Johns near your mixed doubles team.
Final Thought: If pickleball ever becomes an Olympic sport, Travis’s volleyball trauma should be a qualifying event.
Podcast Topics List
0:00–1:06 – Intro: From "Tennis Sucks" to "Bad Calls"
Summary: Travis and Graham kick off the rebranded Bad Calls podcast, joking about their terrible line calls and the existential crisis of naming a show after hating tennis.
1:06–4:03 – Volleyball-Pickleball Hybrid Trauma
Summary: Travis recounts his humiliating debut at a St. Pete mixed volleyball-pickleball tournament, including getting spiked on by an Olympian and Julio’s “false confidence.”
6:00–9:50 – Mesa Open Disaster: Singles, Doubles, and Delaminated Drama
Summary: Travis’s brutal week at Mesa: losing singles to Alshon, doubles dysfunction with Donald, and mixed doubles chaos against players using suspiciously “hot” paddles.
9:50–13:12 – PaddleGate: The Rule That Screwed Everyone
Summary: Deep dive into the flawed paddle challenge rule. Travis explains how opponents exploited loopholes, and why the system incentivizes cheating.
13:12–15:04 – Ben Johns’ Meltdown and the Bronze Medal Meme
Summary: Breakdown of Ben Johns and Anna Leigh Waters’ shocking loss to Dekel Bar/Anna Bright, followed by Ben’s “lazy pickleball” bronze match tantrum.
15:04–20:49 – The Federico Staksrud vs. Hunter Johnson Ref Showdown
Summary: Analysis of the controversial singles match where technical fouls, medical timeouts, and ref appeals turned pickleball into a courtroom drama.
23:03–28:10 – MLP Chaos: Trades, Drops, and the Great Fifth-Player Heist
Summary: Hot takes on MLP’s roster shakeups: Why St. Louis dropped Kate Fahey, the Hustlers’ fire sale, and the new rule letting teams poach benchwarmers mid-season.
34:04–39:12 – Good Call/Bad Call: Pegging Fines, Paddle Swaps, and Best-of-Five Rants
Summary: Rapid-fire debates on UPA’s anti-headhunting fines, Staksrud’s Adidas betrayal, and whether 3-hour matches belong in pickleball.
43:00–44:33 – Coral Gables Preview and Necker Island Flexes
Summary: Travis hypes his next tournament, Donald’s VIP trip to Richard Branson’s island, and Graham’s refusal to drive four hours to watch him play.
In-Depth Summary
This episode of Bad Calls is a masterclass in pickleball chaos. Travis and Graham dissect the Mesa Open’s perfect storm of disasters: Travis’s equipment fails, delaminated paddles running amok, and Ben Johns’ meme-worthy bronze match meltdown. The hosts rage against the paddle challenge rule’s loopholes, which let players wield “rockets” with zero consequences.
MLP’s offseason drama takes center stage, from Kate Fahey’s shock drop to the league’s controversial new “fifth-player heist” rule. The duo also debates spicy topics like pegging fines (good intent, bad execution) and Staksrud’s paddle loyalty (spoiler: there is none).
But it’s not all rage—Travis’s volleyball humiliation and Graham’s confession that he’s “average at everything” keep the laughs rolling. By the end, you’ll know why pickleball needs Hawkeye, why Hayden Patriquin vanished, and why you should never let Ben Johns near your mixed doubles team.
Final Thought: If pickleball ever becomes an Olympic sport, Travis’s volleyball trauma should be a qualifying event.
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